Q1. What colour is a burp? ( A. Burple! )
Q2. What do worms leave around the edge of their baths? ( A. The scum of the earth )
Q3. Why was the sand wet?A. ( Because the sea-weed. )
Q4. What’s brown and sticky?A. ( A stick )
Q5. How do you make a tissue dance? ( A. Put a little boogey (bogey) in it! )
Q6. What did the spider do on the computer? ( A. Made a website! )
Q7. Why is football such a yucky sport? ( A. Because you dribble a lot! )
Q8. What do you give a sick pig? ( A. Oinkment )
Q9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? ( A. A FSH! )
Q10. What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose? ( A. I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t like to smell it. )
Q special . How do snails get their shells so shiny? (A. They use snail varnish. )
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