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FuNnY JoKeS

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华文的笑话 JoKeS

小兔说：'我妈妈叫我小兔兔，好听！'

小猪说：'我妈妈叫我小猪猪，也好听！'

小狗说：'我妈妈叫我小狗狗，也很好听！'

小鸡说：'你们聊，我先走了！'



小兔说：'我是兔娘养的！'

小猪说：'我是猪娘养的！'

小鸡说：'我是鸡娘养的！'

小狗说：'你们聊，我先走了！'



浪客说：'人们叫我浪人，好听！'

武士说：'人们叫我武人，也好听！

高手说：'人们叫我高人，也很好听！'

剑客说：'你们聊，我先走了！'



李宗仁将军说：我这人，有仁！

傅作义将军说：我这人，有义！

左权将军说：我这人，有权！

霍去病将军说：你们聊，我先走了！



老张家的门是柳木做的，老张说：我家的门是木门！

老李家的门是塑料做的，老李说：我家的门是塑门！

老王家的门是砖头做的，老王说：我家的门是砖门！

老刘家的门是钢做的，老刘说：你们聊，我先走了！



师范学院的学生说：我是'师院'的！

铁道学院的学生说：我是'铁院'的！

职业学院的学生说：我是'职院'的！

技术学院的学生说：你们聊，我先走了！

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Some amazing JoKeS ^_^

Q1. What colour is a burp? ( A. Burple! )
Q2. What do worms leave around the edge of their baths? ( A. The scum of the earth )
Q3. Why was the sand wet?A. ( Because the sea-weed. )
Q4. What’s brown and sticky?A. ( A stick )
Q5. How do you make a tissue dance? ( A. Put a little boogey (bogey) in it! )
Q6. What did the spider do on the computer? ( A. Made a website! )
Q7. Why is football such a yucky sport? ( A. Because you dribble a lot! )
Q8. What do you give a sick pig? ( A. Oinkment )
Q9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? ( A. A FSH! )
Q10. What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose? ( A. I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t like to smell it. )
Q special . How do snails get their shells so shiny? (A. They use snail varnish. )

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